Friday, July 27, 2007

StuDy WeEk =/= HoLiDaY

FiNaLLy i had got a week break...however, it will be a busy holiday for me...hikzz....cos i hv heaps stuffs waiting me to do...
1. The Most Important thing → find a JOB

2. Catching up my Accounting (damn, it is getting worse)

3. Prepare my econ mid term exam (god damn it...the mark accounts 40% of assessment, same as FINAL exam...)

4. Being tutor on wadeva subject (oh man..everybody iz expecting so much on me..)

5. Saving money as much as possible
6. Revise all my studies...otherwise, when i get a job i cant catch everything
well...

i just had my busiest week on this semester...1 quiz + 1 debate
speaking of debate....well...i guess i just nid some encouragement b4 that...cos i was showing uselessness in front of everybody...my group members...my fds...cos i was very doubt of myself...the part which i m doing doesn't have much academic source to support..i have to use my own ideas to support...therefore i feel it wasnt strong enuf...n then my speech was the shortest of all the group...so i was feeling depressed n confused...luckily...just on wednesday midnite...8 hrs b4 the debate...hea yun online n encouraged me...she told me that my points were very gud n it do rly made sense...so as Renee....my hk classmate...n i was the one who did the powerpoint...n they all like that^^...also have to thank Joenna n Mel!~!Joenna seemed not to be a kiddo anymore..her mind seemed to be grew mature a bit..bet her body oso grew up a bit!~!~!Hahaha...forgive my dirtyness

Debate day, it was a success....the opposing team was destroyed by me n my group leader...the opposing team cannot counter back our arguments...damn...it isnt like a debate after all...cos we are suppose to defend...but ended up we are acting like opposing team...anyways..after the debate i was feeling a bit sry to hea yun n yumiko (japanese group member, she is pretty u know)....due to my eagerness to answer all the opposing team's question, their marks are a bit lower than me...anyways....my busy week has ended....quiz + debate...i told u i can beat u all n i made it!~!~!


While for today, Finance tutorial again...doing exercise again...i told hea yun that the exercise was rly rly easy....in fact, it was very easy to me...cos i never use the new formula...well..i was the second fastest student to finish all the exercise....n then this time...i acted as hea yun's finance tutor....bcos of my help, she works very fast this time...n the answers are all correct..i helped her to explain all the question n the solution....so she was able to finish all her works faster...then she mocked me back that it wasnt bcos the work iz easy, it was bcos i did the exercise too fast...haha!~!

So r u admitting that i m great????Oh man..i m honored to be praised like dat!~!~!


after class, as usual, me, hea yun n Gary( hk mate, staying in Aussie for 5 yrs)
went to comp lab...well...mayb bcos of gary, hea yun showed us her private pics....oh god...she rly has heaps of photos...however, she told me 2 that a movie star was her bf...man...din u know that will hurt me????well...wadeva...she din just said one movie star but a couple...

so r u hinting me that u dun hv BF rite now????


in the nite, my sis chilled me to have a hot pot gathering...my first feeling iz...god...the weather iz getting warm ald...how come u picked today to have a hot pot???anyways...i shuld go for it..cos i m running out of money ald...well..it was supposed to be a happy nite...however, ruined by their AFRICAN flatmate...she was drunk so early...even b4 the party...ended up wasting all the food...cos everybody dun hv the mood to eat anymore...everybody wans to leave the house...n my plan was ruined as well...cant eat till i die...ARGH......anyways...rly thankz to my sista's indian flatmate...she lent her HARRY POTTER to me...oh god...i have new stuffs to do ald... 7. finish Harry Potter...

Hope Hea Yun enjoys her holiday ~!~!^^i will miss u
lotz

btw...i took some pics today!~!^^

( My sis n Me!~!)


( HoT PoT....GoD din allow me to eat all of it><)


(a present from J.K Rowling, it came out on 21st July, just one day b4 my Bday)


(thatz where i online everyday)


( the corridor.....in the end of the left hand side was my room...seemed like a store room..^o^)

(the only smoking area...my place to get inspiration on assignments...of cos wif ciggy^^)

Monday, July 23, 2007

22/07/2007=Rainy Day, Cloudy aFtErNoOn, SuNnY EvEniNg!~

Ok...I m oLd again....19 years old..damn..i din have any sense when i was born 19 years ago...well..it is the first time i had my bday in Southern Hemisphere..it was a very special day for me...anyways...the taste of this day has sooo many flavors...some are sweet, some are bitter....well...u know...it is the first time i m so cared of my bday...i was rly looking forward of ppl greeting me...however, the greetings started from last nite...my sis celebrated wif me...it was rly rly a gud meall...however, one regret..i din take the pic even when she gave me the camera...i was rly feeling sry to her after all....ARGH....after the meal...one of my korean share mate...Ari gave me a small snack as my 'present', so as my other share mate Seong Yiop, gave me another snack as 'presents', well..i understand it cos they have to work on the nxt day...anyways..rly appreciated them...after that...till 4am, my best korean female flatmate, Joule came back, she was half-drunk, n when i first saw her, my first action is ' Letz Go Smoke'..well...she never smokes but when she drunk, she will do anything...wakaka~!~!n she gave my very first bday present...ciggy...oh man..she rly knows wad i needed rite now..however, hea yun still havent send a greeting to me..

when i woke up..it was 1.30pm ald..oh man..it is a cloudy day for today...n then the atmosphere was quite wierd..the indian guy who is staying in the living room was acting wierd, in fact he was ald very wierd last nite...woke up in the early morning n then yelling, talking to himself n singing as well....everybody is doing their stuffs..but the indian guy was sitting in front of the comp..then i asked him if he mind to move in another place to do his stuffs..damn..he moved so rudely, wadeva..dun wanna care of him...n it proved that i rly shuldnt bother him...just when one of my flatmate reminded me sth...i realised that my Ipod's USB has gone...oh...i guessed he had taken it n rly it was him who took it...damn...luckily...otherwise i will end up crying whole yr...anyways..in order to avoid conflicts..i decided to go my campus n study for whole afternoon..

in the evening...it takes me so much time to get in..i had a bad feeling...well..at last i could get in..n no one was in..after a couple of minutes..someone has back..n there was sth happened in my house...oh man...the indian guy was yelling to everybody and getting crazy...god damn it...he is ruining my mood...i was expecting a better bday party tonite...however, rly rly appreciate my flatmates..they still tried to recover their mood to celebrate my bday...rly rly appreciate them...n rly rly grateful to everybody for remembering my bday...well..hea yun din rly care of my bday, but i kinda forced her to say that...man..rly feeling guilty of it....hikz..i guess my relationship wif her is getting worse ald...damn....hikz...anyways...she told me that bday was nth to her cos every yr has it....anyways..not only her, there were some other ppl who forgot my bday...well..rly rly appreciate ppl who created a term call belated bday~!~!after all, my bday ended in a sunny mood!!!!^^

Pics that i had taken....

(LuV Ya..SuN Kyeon LuNnA(a.K.a. Joule) u rly know wad i wanted)

(Campus...see...it is a cloudy afternoon)

(see...another cloudy afternoon)

(Even tho it is a small party, but enuf for me ald..rly thank u guys)


(she looks nice, but 2 fishballs on her face...she likes beating me)


( it is enuf ppl for me ald...even tho u guys have bad mood)


(Camera Vs. Camera)


(this guy was over-excited, wearing earrings..^o^)


(over-nite party)


(hoho...no Hea yun, but also have consolation gift)

Friday, July 20, 2007

2007/20/07 = Double Match!!~!~!~!

Hahaha...overslept for today...i was awake b4 the alarm rings..but i closed it first...n then lie down again...till bowie calls me...it was 9.15am, she ask me to bring my Management Textbook to skool, cos she wanna borrow my book to photocopy...anyways..i said 'ok', then hang up the phone and sleep again...till 10.40am....she called me again...damn...this time bcomes my morning call..hikz..i was hoping that Hea Yun could do this for me someday...well..actually i had a class on 11am...it is Finance tutorial..anyways..damn..i dun hv time to bath ald...so i just brush my teeth n rinse my hair(cos it looks terrible) n then out ald...well..after arrive skool...shit..the class has started...everybody was doing finance exercise ald...well..my space as usual, reserved by hea yun, but the atmosphere between me n she was pretty wierd..cos last nite on 2am, she suddenly online n then i greet her...she immediately offline...i was wondering wad happen...ok..back to my topic..she was busying doing her exercise..ok..i musnt lose her..i looked at her paper...omg..she is on p.2, then i rushed the whole paper...finally i catch n overtake her..i finished one paper..then oh shit..there iz another paper...well..these papers are easy peazy to me..i finished the paper no more than 20 minutes..while as hea yun...she was still in the first paper...the tutor said we can leave if we had finished the 2 papers...well..u know wad would i do..of cos..i wait..at last..i discovered that she was panic...then i simply put my paper wif answer near her..of cos..i did it in a cool way...haha@!~~!~!Yeah...I made a breakthrough....then she asked me how to calculate it..haha..it is my time to show off...haha..she was so amazed n thankful of me..i guess she cant finish the work at one hour if without my help...anyways..we 2 left the room after she finished it..

after that, i ask her where she is going..then she said she wanna buy some drink...i sed i wanna drink too..but..OH SHIT...i forgot to bring my wallet again...oh...
SHE IS GONNA TREAT ME
..
then we ordered 2 large Hot Chocolate...wa....that was really the best Hot Chocolate that i had ever had...i m not kidding...it is...from Segafredo...


2007/20/07 Hea Yun treat me the first time (best Hot Chocolate of the world)


then we 2 went to the comp lab...it was crowded as usual, but we 2 barely find 2 computers to access...guess we do wad??of cos finding source text for our debate next week...oh gosh...i hope we could win...but actually she has many gud ideas...n she is great on finding information..hikz...i guess the only part i can win her is MATHS...then she opened her blog...i take a look, this time she din switch the screen..cos 2 months ago..she did this to me..how rude of she...while this time, she let me see n said..here are my private pics file...of cos she wun let me see the pics...but i think the situation has improve ald...haha...

after that, econ lecture, our Mr. Potter(his name is Harry TSE) talk so fast n hea yun cant understand wad he saids...however,i do understand...when i told her that the lesson was easy...whole row of my indonesian fds stare at me...oh man...i was only talking to her..i din meant to attract attention from u guys...anyways...most lecture has a short break...i was so sleepy on that time n i slept for a while...when i wake up n teach my fd a bit econ...she slept ald...i guess she was rly rly tired these days...after the class, i asked her iz she ok...she said she was sick ald....oh.....too bad...i guess she felt sick bcos she was infected by me...i felt sorry to her...

I met my fd Oscar after the class...he was oso finished his class for today...then he asked me if i wanna go to play basketball...i was doubting for a while n then i decided to go...cos i havent exercise for 3 months ald...gud for me then...it was an indoor basketball court...n his fds are all experts..damn..luckily my skills havent rotten yet...i was rly enjoy the match....after that..i walked back home..on the way...darling walk was exhibiting sth great...it was the different extraordinary views in the world...however, i just took some of them(using HP) n cant write where they from..probably u guys can found it










today is 2007/20/07 , a Double Match day...impossible to have it again in my life...hope she n me can match together la!!!~!~!~!

Update: I m Now Eating SUSHI....I LOVE WASABI!~!~!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

100 Questions About My Friends (Han Chiang Version) Part 1

01. Most Handsome: Tsz Kwan ( i rly do wanna have his eys...cos it makes him like a korean
02. Prettiest: J.I.V.E. ( everybody says that, but i wasnt allowed to answer 'u know who'
03. Kindest: M: Keen Yeep n Chern Swern F: Bek n Mel
04. Fattest: M: Can't i write myself??? F: Sry but my mum told me to be careful of women
05. Slimmest: M: all of them F: sensitive question....
06. Most Frightening: I guess it is Ai Ling
07. Cutest: Chen Ni...oops..she is now called Yi ying
08. Has Hugest Body: come on..Boon Chin dominates it
09. Playful: Jennifer and Tsz How...they are just like Jack n Jill
10. I pampers the most: Mel
11. Most Mature: Man...Mature people doesn't do stupid stuffs but they all do it
12 Most Pek Chi: Boon Chin scores again...HOHO
13. Most Punctual: I guess it is Sow Fen (p.s.: i never went out wif her)
14. Like mocking people the most: Damn...zhi how, Tsz Kwan, Jennifer + Mei Xian
15. Clumsiest: Chern Swern (in mind) n Mei Xian
16. Most Quiet: Sow Fen n Man Li
17.Most Talkative: M: Zhi How n Arbet F: J,I,V,E, + Mei Xian
18.Wittiest: M: CC of cos...5 brains... F: I will take Jennifer this time
19.Dumbest: I hate saying ppl dumb
20.Cool: Y always Tsz Kwan d????
21.Tallest: Vote for Jo Chao
22.Shortest: Iz it Bebek??
23.Funniest: Chern Swern Will take this...
24.Narcisstic: Ai Ling..her phone are all her picss
25.Truest: Subaidah Gang
26.Sleeps late :Zhi How, Jenn, CC, etc.
27.Sleeps early: I bet is Sow Fen..Damn..she is taking the gud ones..
28.Have the Most Sense of Justice: M: Zhi How.... F: Miao Miao
29.Most Kawaii: no Idea!~
30.Less Emotional: Tsz Kwan...(He just acts it)
31.Head Strong: Yi Ying(a.k.a. Chen Ni) + Ai Ling
32.Cares the most of her appearance: Same as Above
33.Richest: wow....it tests me....
34.Most Extrovert: Jennifur again...CC as well
35.Most Introvert: Tsz Kwan..( no one rly knows how he thinks)
36.Most Independent: Zhi How...poor him..
37.Most relying on people: Chen Ni (a.k.a. Yi Ying)
38.Cleanest: M: Zhi How...he tooks a bath at least half an hour F: MiAo..(i tot cats have hydro-phobia)
39.Dirtiest: no one except me...
40.Has Biggest Black Eye: Ai Ling...She has a Panda Eye
41.Blackest: If not Jo Chao then Who???
42.Whitest: CC...definitely
43.Loudest Voice: Boon Chin(he is just like a Speaker)
44.Tiniest Voice: Yuu Ruu(i hate to talk wif her)
45.Always talk Principles of a Human: Mei Xian...she never speaks principles of a cow

46.Has the most perfect body: true perfect has to be imperfect...
47.Can't Keep Secret: Man..everybody knows my secret....
48.Youngest in Age: M: iz it Beha??? F: Ellysphant
49.Most Single-Minded to their partner: Jennifer....
50.Most flower Heart: GoD...Finally it is my turn....



Anyways...Hea Yun..Take care of ur body...cos u havent sleep well for these days...dun get sick like me...

Monday, July 16, 2007

ToNiGhT I FeeL cLoSe To U!~

GoDamN...I was playing too much last last nite..so that i was slacking on the bed until Bowie, My Macau Friend called me..she was shocked that i was still sleeping..it was 2pm in the afternoon..eventually she asked me to do her a favour so that i barely abandoned my bed..T_T...well..quite a simple day for me today...vomiting my bloody Management Assignment...well..as usual...my basic esteem in my life is the computer n MSN...so when i turn on..guess wad....' u know who' is online..n she nudge me immediately...she was asking my assignment progress...well...she was shocked when she heard that i had finished one assignment ald..(we hv 2 individual assignments for this week)...she told her problems on management assignment...cos she dun hv any source text to support her idea..so i sent mine to her...well..of cos, there iz no free lunch in the world..i asked her to send her copy of assignment to me..since i was stucked on the format of assignment...then i was shocked when i read her report...damn..it was so amazing n i rly doubted that i can reach that lvl...she then left the comp for a while..to finish the assignment that i had finished...i m doubting if she writes it bcos i finished it..

Well...after that...she suddenly bursted out sth that' i was actually from north korea..' Wad???North korea???goddamn...i tot she was from south...n then the conversation goes on..n i was believing her..well..u know what happens nxt...
YOU ARE FOOLED!!!!
shit...i was hit a blow from her......n then i was saying countryside iz gud n i like countryside gal..(well..every body knows north korea iz a countryside)......oh man...i m in dip shit rite now.....but luckily, she still chats with me...n quite a long time...started a conversation from 2 sth till 8...i was out from 8 cos i had to accompany my best female flatmate in my house to buy some supplies...in fact b4 i left..she asked me another thing..but i was kinda hurry...so i just tell her to phone me if she has any problem...well...to conclude...i was praised by her thrice by being kind...making her laugh all the time (tho that was msn language)...n solved her question probably 4 times..i do rly hope that i could help her...argh...

well...here iz a song that i rly wanted to give her......

Tonight, I feel close to you 
Singer: Kuraki Mai & Stephanie Sun


倉:Close my eyes and feel your mind
孫:Time has passed, I walk like a shadow
倉:Never knew what I am going through
合:You touch my heart and take my breath away

倉:Whisper on the wind so softly
  Let the bright stars fill our dreams with love
  Reach for your hand(孫:You're holding my key)
倉:and you show me the way

倉:Tonight, I feel close to you
  You open my door and light the sky above
合:When I need a friend, you are there right by my side
  I wish we could stay as one
  I wish we could stay forever as one

孫:All the tears that haunt my past
倉:You promised It'll be better tomorrow
孫:Play that song you and I listened to
合:And let it gently ease our pain

孫:Tender rain drops from the blue sky(倉:Blue sky)
  Flowers blooming, life is so divine
  like sunlight on a stream(倉:You're holding my key)
  You show the world to me

孫:Tonight, I feel close to you
  You open my door and light the sky above
合:When I need a friend, you are there right by my side
  I wish we could stay as one

倉:So much love in this beautiful world
孫:Search for the brightest star in the sky
倉:You will find the meaning of love
孫:Don't be afraid(倉:Don't be afraid)
孫:Just be yourself(倉:Just be yourself)
合:We need this love...
倉:I've never knew

合:Tonight, I feel close to you
  You open my door and light the sky above
  When I need a friend, you are there right by my side
孫:I wish we could stay as one

倉:Tonight, I feel close to you
孫:You open my door and 合:Light the sky above
倉:When I 合:Need a friend, you are there right by my side
  I wish we could stay as one
倉:I wish we could 合:stay forever as one

(sorry to put ur pic up without your permission,
hope u will allow me to do it so someday)

Update: the previous incident happened on 15/7/2007
P.S: i will try not to cover too much of her things next time


Thursday, July 12, 2007

YuHuU~~~~

Ok...just around 14 hours ago..which is 11.00am on 11/7/07, i had my happiest day in my Sydney life....

To start with, i woke up quite a bit late this morning, well...actually i dun need to wake up so early, just b cos i missed my Monday class on finance due to oversleep...so i made a replacement class for myself today...but i asked hea yun b4 coming to the class...cos i wan to be with her~i nearly get late today, when i enter the lecture room, i found her, but i tot there is a person sitting beside her, but she waves me, to sit beside her...wakaka~~~~

then, when marking attendance, she was helping somebody else to mark theirs, i was so afraid it would be some guys...well..luckily it was my ex-classmate so it doesn't matter...after that, we learned the lesson together...n then knew her birth date...so she was born in 1987 feb 15...haha...but she had mistaken my bday...i was in 22 instead she said i was in 21..well...it doesnt matter..cos she knows my bday rite now, n my bday is coming so soon...^^..looking forward to receive her bday greetings anyways...it will be on Sunday...

after that, taking a short break, we 2 attended the Accounting tutorial, as usual, we 2 sit together. dealing wif accounting questions again...so crap..we 2 always made the same mistakes...misrecording transactions....but just b4 the class ends..the tutor asked us to dicuss the assignments wif the groups...well..i was feeling a bit guilty of her, cos the 2 russians are so lousy, treating so cold to her ( she told me just now,via msn)...i guess i must hv accompanied her..so that she wun feel so awkward..bsides that, she waits for my conversation between me n my group members..well..it was bad to left such a cute gal waiting, so i bid her farewell first..so then she left...

Well...i was hardly to find a chance to use the public comp..since only that comp can get access into internet...but when i logon..i saw Hea Yun again...some might say me like ' oh WTH, Hea Yun again'..so i will just say little of it...we had the longest conversation in MSN ever..talked a lot, but i think she was pretty disappointed when she heard that south korea was been equalised by saudi arabia (Football@Asian Cup )....u know, it is rly rly hard to find a gal who shares the same interest wif me, or probably same thinkings...cos she felt that she was ugly n so do i felt i m not handsome...but i was pretty curious of wad my flatmate talked wif her...cos my flatmate lent the comp for a while, just to check the score...however, ended up chatting wif hea yun...What the heck...i was oso wondering who wanted to end their conversation first...i bet it was hea yun n i hoped it was hea yun....i do bet she isnt rly impressed wif my flatmate..cos my flatmate asked me iz she pretty, i din answer, but when i told her of that..she seemed to be annoyed n furious..n sed every boys only judge a gal thru its appearance...b4 ending the conversation, i asked her to phone me if i get up late tomolo morning's class~~n of cos she sed YES~~~

Well..talk sth bsides Hea Yun..well..i made some delicious dishes today...well..i shuld say it delicious probably is bcos i only hv one meal in a whole day...i realised that i rly rly enjoy cooking..

(Beancurds with Chicken)


(Mixed Vegetables wif Sardines)


(Hit the wall if u dunno whatz that)

actually the first 2 dishes, i managed it to make a fire on the saucepan...haha..i m getting expert onto it....but it turned up the smoke detector alarmed...but i will try to catch a snapshot for that...if i can~~~haha

Then today everybody was looking at my hairstyle...cos know wad..there is a big pimples in my forehead...

( I Hate Pimples!~)

Oh..crap...how come i would be bother be this stupid cutie little stuff??

Monday, July 9, 2007

MoNdaYnAi!~

WeLL...a party was held just now b4 writing today's post..well..it is ald 9/7/07 1.07am rite now..so i would consider it as monday, rather than sunday..huehue...well...i made some progresses on my assignments...but slacking accounts more than studying for today...well...i was quite happy today, cos someone acknowledge my cooking, actually, i m still using unusual cooking recipes....well..my dinner was: Tomato Cream Soup and Bean curds wif Chicken in Oyster sauce...(I will Show the pics Nxt Time)

Mhmm...quite feeling helpless lately...cos many of my flatmates had decided to go back to their countries..quite get used to them ald..cos we had been in the same house for a couple of months...well..dun ever take a pinch of salt for these months...we had been mixing, playing,learning together...but everything must have its end...well..so i can just accept it...well..mayb joenna would be sad...cos this time, the one who is leaving is the Japanese Guy...Still, wish him all the best n gud luck on his future...


(2.5 Months Ago)


(A Month Ago)


(2 Weeks Ago)

(Last Nite)

To Those Who Had Left The House: Man, I Will Miss You ALL!!!!!!

After the party, i discovered sth great.....i love this pic(see pic below) Cos the teeth is the same as me...shit...i got 3 teeths which are decayed ald..ALL LEFT SIDE.however, the dentist here are just like robbers...they can make u bankrupt at anytime whenever they wanted..hikzz...I hope i can go back soon,to treat my teeth...toothache is not a fatal disease, but it definitely could kill me....especially the one who LOVEs EaTiNg!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 6, 2007

Friday....No FriDay Nite!~~!

Damn...I love the substitute lecturer for today's economics lecture...damn...he was just fantastic...the way he speeaks english....a strong Spanish accent...well..he is not from Spain, but actually he is from one of the spanish-based countries Argentina...pity him..just when the class starts...1/3 of the students ald went home or sleeping in the class...frankly speaking, i prefer him to be my lecturer to my usual lecturer ' Mr. Harry ', A lecturer who speaks fluent HK accent english. Well, I m not a Bisexual anyways....

After class, I walk back home..but..suddenly there iz a force which drives me to go a place...well, the place is called Darling Harbour...ermm..it is a recreation area just in front of my house...it is famous for every couples...and the nightview is quite fascinating as well...
I then discovered that there are some children playing such a game (see pic Below)..

OK, it is a deadly blow to me since i can never be qualified to play that sort of game...it is for the kids...
after that...i sat in a bench n lit up a ciggy...phew...wad a comfortable day for me...the sky is blue and the birds are chipping...well..i then take out the bread that i havent finish up on the lunch time..well..something sad happen...(see pic Below)....


Mayb it is a sign for me not to be eating too much cos i bet this poor little bird got struck down by a car while he/she is eating...hikzz..

OK...Referring to sex..i just found sth interesting today...it is a few lame jokes..however, it is written in Chinese...And i m afraid that by translating to english it will lose its laughing spot..so i will put in Chinese...Dun ever hesitate to ask if u cant understand wad it means...

1、某男看到一則廣告:不開刀、不住院、讓你的生殖器輕輕松松變大變粗!頓大喜,立即匯款。數日,收到郵包,急切地打開一看!!原來是一放大鏡!   
  
  2、牧師問一對夫婦:如果五分鍾後就到世界末日,你們想做什麼事?丈夫興致勃勃地回答:想做愛。太太白他一眼幽幽地說:那剩下的四分鍾干什麼?   
  
  3、洞房花燭夜的早晨,新郎一覺醒來,發現新娘淚流滿面。驚訝問:心肝,為啥哭?新娘哭到:以後的日子怎麼過?你那玩意兒用了一夜已經縮小到不成樣子了!以後咋辦呢! 
  
  4、一老頭乘公交去高潮村辦事。途中問女服務員:高潮到了沒?女服務員:還沒呢。一會兒他又問:高潮到了沒?女服務員說:糟老頭急什麼,高潮到了我會叫的! 
  
  5、老婆打麻將至凌晨回家,為了不擾醒丈夫,她先在客廳裡脫光了衣服再進臥室。恰遇丈夫醒來,見了大怒到:太過份了!你竟輸的精光? 
  
  6、一對男女正在做愛,女的忽然跳下床,跑進廚房從米缸裡抓了一把米,回來撒到男的身上,氣哼哼地說:少在這裡丟人現眼,回去去把小雞喂大再來吧! 
 
  7、村婦報案說:丟人那!俺昨晚被強奸了.警察問他那人長啥樣?那俺可沒看清楚,不過肯定是個新手,因為他半天找不著地方,最後還是俺給他扶進去的.
  
  8、少女夜半歸家,遭七暴徒襲擊,危險時一大媽挺身而出,救走少女自遭輪奸,電台采訪,大媽言:其實當時啥也沒想,只想這點好事可不能全便宜了那小騷娘! 
  
9.某村婦首次進城,欲上茅廁,良久未遇,無奈求助警察:同志,前面有個公廁,請問母廁在哪?

10,男青年撫摸著女友穿著迷你裙的大腿:親愛的,我愛你!女友被愛撫得神魂顛倒:再,再高一點兒!男青年提高嗓門:親愛的,我愛你!

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Thursday 5th July..Sunny Day

Pretty Nice day for me....tho i had to wake up at early 9 am...but today, i was awake from a text msg...guess who sms me???hehe....It is Hea Yun...tho she asked sth bout studies again...but still happy for it...

Management Tutorial:
group discussions for a case study...well..Hea Yun keeps on looking at me again...well..mayb she wanna listen for my opinions base on that discussion...but i feel kinda awkward tho...wakaka....

Academic Literacy tutorial:
Feel kinda bored for this class...since i dun hv any fds on that class..all of them are blonde Sluts..and some Slutty ABCs...but i like the teacher...she is very kind and nice...i hope i can get high marks on this subjects...cos most asians, especially chinese or hk ppl cant get high marks for this subject...but the teacher said i had done a gud job...hehe....

Economic Tutorial: Alone in the class again, last nite i was scolding the lecturer while doing the tutorial preparation work..cos it is too hard for me..n then the lecture notes din explain clearly...so i ended up done nth...but luckily..my Fijian Tutor is very easy-going..he din even check if we had done our work...n he is always over-excited..in addition, there is a Aussie guy, who is very passionate of economics, barely makes the tutor burst out his blood, since he was so eager on learning economics...well...wasted a lot of time listening to the tutors lame joke after all..hehe

Ok...talking a lot of my daily lesson..well..only for today, i can talk longer on my studies...cos every thursday is my busiest day..starting lesson from 9-11am, then there iz a 2and 1/2 hr gap for the following lesson, n then end my class on 5.30pm...Oh..wad a busy day...^^
Well...while i was on the gap time, i went to the skool's comp lab to waste my time..but unexpectedly, i found sth interesting...well...it is a strawberry cake..( if combine wif joenna's strawberry)hohoho...well..if u wan further details, u can log on to http://www.gogogo-anpanman.blogspot.com to get wad i mean..wakaka

Sunday, July 1, 2007

How to Use Blogspot???Can SumBody Teach me????