After class, I walk back home..but..suddenly there iz a force which drives me to go a place...well, the place is called Darling Harbour...ermm..it is a recreation area just in front of my house...it is famous for every couples...and the nightview is quite fascinating as well...
I then discovered that there are some children playing such a game (see pic Below)..
OK, it is a deadly blow to me since i can never be qualified to play that sort of game...it is for the kids...
after that...i sat in a bench n lit up a ciggy...phew...wad a comfortable day for me...the sky is blue and the birds are chipping...well..i then take out the bread that i havent finish up on the lunch time..well..something sad happen...(see pic Below)....
Mayb it is a sign for me not to be eating too much cos i bet this poor little bird got struck down by a car while he/she is eating...hikzz..
OK...Referring to sex..i just found sth interesting today...it is a few lame jokes..however, it is written in Chinese...And i m afraid that by translating to english it will lose its laughing spot..so i will put in Chinese...Dun ever hesitate to ask if u cant understand wad it means...
1、某男看到一則廣告：不開刀、不住院、讓你的生殖器輕輕松松變大變粗！頓大喜，立即匯款。數日，收到郵包，急切地打開一看！！原來是一放大鏡！
2、牧師問一對夫婦：如果五分鍾後就到世界末日，你們想做什麼事？丈夫興致勃勃地回答：想做愛。太太白他一眼幽幽地說：那剩下的四分鍾干什麼？
3、洞房花燭夜的早晨，新郎一覺醒來，發現新娘淚流滿面。驚訝問:心肝，為啥哭？新娘哭到:以後的日子怎麼過？你那玩意兒用了一夜已經縮小到不成樣子了！以後咋辦呢！
4、一老頭乘公交去高潮村辦事。途中問女服務員:高潮到了沒？女服務員:還沒呢。一會兒他又問:高潮到了沒？女服務員說:糟老頭急什麼，高潮到了我會叫的！
5、老婆打麻將至凌晨回家，為了不擾醒丈夫，她先在客廳裡脫光了衣服再進臥室。恰遇丈夫醒來，見了大怒到:太過份了！你竟輸的精光？
6、一對男女正在做愛,女的忽然跳下床,跑進廚房從米缸裡抓了一把米,回來撒到男的身上,氣哼哼地說:少在這裡丟人現眼,回去去把小雞喂大再來吧!
7、村婦報案說:丟人那!俺昨晚被強奸了.警察問他那人長啥樣?那俺可沒看清楚,不過肯定是個新手,因為他半天找不著地方,最後還是俺給他扶進去的.
8、少女夜半歸家,遭七暴徒襲擊,危險時一大媽挺身而出,救走少女自遭輪奸,電台采訪,大媽言：其實當時啥也沒想,只想這點好事可不能全便宜了那小騷娘!
9.某村婦首次進城，欲上茅廁，良久未遇，無奈求助警察：同志，前面有個公廁，請問母廁在哪？
10,男青年撫摸著女友穿著迷你裙的大腿：親愛的，我愛你！女友被愛撫得神魂顛倒：再，再高一點兒！男青年提高嗓門：親愛的，我愛你！
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